Monthly Archives: February 2009

Why do cats chase birds ?

Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !

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Democrats get back at the Republicans on

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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A man comes home early from work

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their … Continue reading

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‘lamb’, where did it go? Oh, ‘ewe’ know!

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Why did the python do national service ?

Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

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A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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What did the bee say to the flower ?

What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !

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