Monthly Archives: January 2009

What’s the definition of a good tax

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the … Continue reading →

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Where do hogs keep their money?

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

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What ghost is handy in the

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

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What kind of musical instrument do

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

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What kind of typewriters do vampires like?

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

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A lady with a

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. “Are you a friend of the bride ?” he asked. “Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s mother.”

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A visitor from

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white … Continue reading →

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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who

Posted on January 30, 2009 by admin

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

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