Monthly Archives: January 2009
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !
Paul got off
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said. “Why … Continue reading
Q: Why was the blondes’
Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put
What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him ? He’s bee-witched !
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.” Paul … Continue reading
A small boy is sent to bed by his
A small boy is sent to bed by his father… [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” [Five minutes later] “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY…Can I … Continue reading
What do you call the queue of Software
What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !
St. Peter and Satan were having an
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper … Continue reading
What do cows do for entertainment?
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.