When does a person decide to become an
When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
Archive for January, 2009
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
Where do trees keep their money?
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
I’d say he was spineless.
I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
What looks like half a cat ?
What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
Why do mice have long tails ?
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !
What does Dracula say to his victims?
What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.
I know
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they’re doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
These four guys were walking down the street, a
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?” The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?” The Russian says, “What’s meat?” [...]
What did they call it when NHL officials
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!