Monthly Archives: January 2009

When does a person decide to become an

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Where do trees keep their money?

Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.

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I’d say he was spineless.

I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.

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What looks like half a cat ?

What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

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I know

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they’re doing everything … Continue reading

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These four guys were walking down the street, a

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?” The Saudi says, “What’s … Continue reading

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What did they call it when NHL officials

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

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