Monthly Archives: December 2008

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o’clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don’t blame … Continue reading

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Everybody on earth

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were … Continue reading

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How did the calf’s final exam turn out?

How did the calf’s final exam turn out? Grade A!

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Do fish get thirsty?

Do fish get thirsty?

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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny. ‘Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly. Here’s five more for you,’ At this Johnny howled louder than ever. ‘Now what is it … Continue reading

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To whom do fish go to borrow money ?

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

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Four

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: “Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise … Continue reading

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How does a vampire enter his

How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

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A young couple got married and

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, Mum,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…” Suddenly she burst … Continue reading

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You can read

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

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