Monthly Archives: December 2008
Why does Dracula always travel with his
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the … Continue reading
First Witch: I like your toad.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.
Do robots have sisters ?
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
How many nurses does
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – They just have a nursing assistant do it.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
During a break on a North Dakota office
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. “Ah heard the boys is gonna strike,” he said. “What fer?” asked Pyle. “Shorter hours.” “Good fer them!” said the redneck. “Ah always … Continue reading
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men … Continue reading