Monthly Archives: December 2008

Police in Oakland, California spent two

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and … Continue reading

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One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s

One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, “What is that between your legs?” He replied that is “my bird.” He went back to sleep. She came back later … Continue reading

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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy

An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. “Well, sir,” replied the villager, “we ain’t got one now. He died last week.”

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!

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Why don’t sheep shrink when it

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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What is the most popular game played by

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift

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William: May I have some

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !

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What fish only swims at night ?

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

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A sardarji

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and … Continue reading

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It’s

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

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