Monthly Archives: November 2008

What did Shawn

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris? “He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.”

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes … Continue reading

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

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All the fraternity brothers left the

All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he … Continue reading

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

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Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.

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What do naked fish play with ?

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she’d never be able to learn the language

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