Monthly Archives: November 2008
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told … Continue reading
What do vampire footballers have at
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
A recent survey done
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: “You’re what?!?”
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while
Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I’m not studying – just whistling !
Three nurses went to heaven, and were
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, “I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even … Continue reading
The blind farmer was often taken for a
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind … Continue reading
Police Chief: Why
Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.