Monthly Archives: November 2008

Teacher : Give

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

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Interns think of God, residents pray

Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

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An out-of-towner drove his

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t … Continue reading

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Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that

Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What are three words you dread the most while

What are three words you dread the most while making love? “Honey, I’m home.”

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What was the first think Queen

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language … Continue reading

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Did you hear about the household appliance

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard’

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There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm

There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.

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Q: What is Iraq’s

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird ? A: Duck

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