Teacher : Give
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
Archive for November, 2008
Interns think of God, residents pray
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
An out-of-towner drove his
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” [...]
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
What are three words you dread the most while
What are three words you dread the most while making love? “Honey, I’m home.”
What was the first think Queen
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a [...]
Did you hear about the household appliance
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard’
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
Q: What is Iraq’s
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird ? A: Duck