Monthly Archives: October 2008

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says “Bus Stop.”

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Did you find my horse well

Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

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His girlfriend returned all his letters.

His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them “second class male !”

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Bill:”My homework is really difficult

Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”? Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”

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Kidnapped !

Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick

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Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ?

Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a woodworm How boring for you!

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Did you hear about the tree’s

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

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One evening this

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. “Well ?” he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the … Continue reading

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Delmer: How’d you like the play last

Delmer: How’d you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn’t you stay? Parley: I couldn’t wait that long. It said on the program, … Continue reading

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