Monthly Archives: October 2008
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. “Hey, Cole!” said Edney. “See those two wires?” “Sure,” Cole answered. “Now just grab one of them.” Cole grabbed one of the wires. “Feel anything?” … Continue reading
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.
What side of a monster has more hair
What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
What do you
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!
Waiter, there
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !
A recruit examines the food served to him
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. – Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. – Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated by several miles. … Continue reading
George went fishing, but at the end of the day
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. ‘I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But … Continue reading