Monthly Archives: October 2008

Have you seen

Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it’s not online yet.

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Policeman: Why were you

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Did you

Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony’

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

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The Worst Striker

The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

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Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day

Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

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What did King Kong say when he saw the

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? “Are you my mother?”

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Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

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A police officer, though scheduled for

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, … Continue reading

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