Have you seen
Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it’s not online yet.
Archive for October, 2008
Policeman: Why were you
Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Did you
Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony’
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
The Worst Striker
The Worst Striker by Mr Goal
Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day
Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
What did King Kong say when he saw the
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? “Are you my mother?”
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
A police officer, though scheduled for
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into [...]