Monthly Archives: September 2008

Last New

Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made … Continue reading

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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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Barber: Your hair is getting grey,

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I’m not surprised – hurry up, will you?

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One day there

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved … Continue reading

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Where is the best place to buy computer

Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

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Patron: How come

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.

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Q: What’s the difference between God and

Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.

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What do you call a deaf fishing boat

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

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How did the woman feel when she got run

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.

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