Monthly Archives: September 2008
How did skeletons send each other
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
The parents were very disappointed in the
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”
A lawyer passed on and
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he … Continue reading
Doctor how can I cure my sleep
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
Will you come to my party on
Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What’s the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won’t be empty-handed, will you!
The phone rings at
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They … Continue reading
Did you hear about the stupid
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
What did the tooth say to the departing
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back