yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Archive for September, 2008
Barber: And how
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come in for a shave!
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
Which football team to you need to connect up
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
Patron: This bread
Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn’t last week.
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in [...]
I was glad when one fish got
I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Party Host: Hello?
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?