Monthly Archives: September 2008

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

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Barber: And how

Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come in for a shave!

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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.

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Which football team to you need to connect up

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

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Patron: This bread

Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn’t last week.

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An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for

An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft’s sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck … Continue reading

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I was glad when one fish got

I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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Why did the ghost go to the funfair.

Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

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Party Host: Hello?

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, … Continue reading

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