Monthly Archives: August 2008

Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a

Posted on August 30, 2008 by admin

Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, “The 10 Most Wanted.” One of the youngsters pointed to a picture … Continue reading →

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Dick and Bob

Posted on August 30, 2008 by admin

Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one! ‘OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.

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Fred’s mother was on the

Posted on August 30, 2008 by admin

Fred’s mother was on the telephone to the boy’s dentist. “I don’t understand it,” she complained, “I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you’ve charged me $80.” “It is usually $20, ma’am,” agreed the dentist, “but Fred … Continue reading →

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After the Great Britain Beer

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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender … Continue reading →

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is

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Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he’s Haydn!

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What kind of protozoa likes

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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How many C++ programmers does it take to

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? “You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”

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Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my

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Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup. “That’s not your soup, sir, that’s your finger bowl.”

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Patient: Why did you

Posted on August 30, 2008 by admin

Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You’ve got multiple personalities.

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