Monthly Archives: August 2008
Far away in the tropical waters of the
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. … Continue reading
Why do you have to wait so long for a
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.” “Oh really, hmm, … Continue reading
The new office-boy came
The new office-boy came into his boss’s office and said, “I think you’re wanted on the phone, sir.” “What d’you mean, you think?” demanded the boss. “Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said ‘is that … Continue reading
Why did the Easter Bunny have to
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible! What sister?
Doctor Doctor I feel like a
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!
What does an educated owl say?
What does an educated owl say? Whom.