Monthly Archives: August 2008

What do confused owls say?

Posted on August 31, 2008 by admin

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

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A lady was

Posted on August 31, 2008 by admin

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up … Continue reading →

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What did the turkey say to the turkey

Posted on August 31, 2008 by admin

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

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Nigel: You said

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Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn’t. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

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A guy

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A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.” But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the … Continue reading →

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

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Q: What’s musical and handy in a

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Q: What’s musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

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What do rednecks do on

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What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

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Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton

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Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

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How many Java programmers does it take to

Posted on August 31, 2008 by admin

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.

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