What do confused owls say?
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
Archive for August, 2008
A lady was
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of [...]
What did the turkey say to the turkey
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
Nigel: You said
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn’t. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
A guy
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.” But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the [...]
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
Q: What’s musical and handy in a
Q: What’s musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.
What do rednecks do on
What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
How many Java programmers does it take to
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.