Monthly Archives: June 2008

The Three

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

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What’s at the end of Moby Dick?

What’s at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!

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A psychologist returned from a confrence

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, “How it went?”. She replied, “Fine, but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.”

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A man is driving down a country road, when he

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is … Continue reading

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Monster: Stick ‘em down.

Monster: Stick ‘em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ‘em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.

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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

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I gotta A in

I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. “You dope!” he replied. “There isn’t any ‘A’ in ‘spelling’!”

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How do athletes send e-mails?

How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

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Q. How do you know a blonde has been

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What salesman has the slickest line?

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

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