Monthly Archives: June 2008
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What happened when the chicken ate cement
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
One day a boy and his father were at the
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy’s Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, “Dad, how many people work in the U.S. … Continue reading
Do you love me?
Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman?
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t!
When the
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby – the Ape-lle doesn’t fall far from the tree!
Why is
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why does Santa Claus only have seven
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.