Monthly Archives: June 2008

Computers manufacturer is considering changing

Posted on June 30, 2008 by admin

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.

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Did you hear about the whale who

Posted on June 30, 2008 by admin

Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!

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Two psychologists meet at their

Posted on June 30, 2008 by admin

Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, “What’s your secret? Listening to other people’s problems … Continue reading →

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The farmer’s son was returning from the market

Posted on June 30, 2008 by admin

The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy … Continue reading →

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Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the

Posted on June 30, 2008 by admin

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Early Texas governors were not very well

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Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought “grammar” was his father’s mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to … Continue reading →

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How do comedians send messages?

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How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

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Q: How can you tell if a

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Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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A realty salesman had just closed his first

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A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I … Continue reading →

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How do heavy

Posted on June 30, 2008 by admin

How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

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