Monthly Archives: May 2008

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

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What did the overweight

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

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After an overnight flight to meet my father

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten … Continue reading →

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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ‘

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained … Continue reading →

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Why did the jellyfish’s wife leave

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

Why did the jellyfish’s wife leave him? He stung her into action.

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Q. What does CHAOS stand for?

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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Why is a dog like a baseball

Posted on May 30, 2008 by admin

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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