Monthly Archives: May 2008
Four corporate presidents, one
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. “You, your companies, and you countries are … Continue reading
Why are Christmas trees like bad
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
What is a goal keepers favourite snack
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
Why didn’t the dog
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ? Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Sign at restaurant reads:
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home’
I can’t find a shark website….
I can’t find a shark website…. That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……
A lady walks
A lady walks into the dentist’s office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. “You must have made a mistake” says the shocked dentist, “The gynecologist’s office is one level higher.” To … Continue reading
What kind of bird opens doors ?
What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !
Q: What is the only thing worse than an
Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.
Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because
Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.