Archive for May, 2008

What sort of dance do fish do at

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

Ive never flown before, said the

Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, won’t you? “All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Q: What did the Production Manager give

Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he’d make it up to them on the next one.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.

My computer made a funny sound the other

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.

Where do you find a down-and-out

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

Men are like coolers.

Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

If - H 2 O - is on the inside of

If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P’