What sort of dance do fish do at
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
Archive for May, 2008
Ive never flown before, said the
Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, won’t you? “All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
Yo mama so fat
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Q: What did the Production Manager give
Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he’d make it up to them on the next one.
How do you make a Gorilla stew?
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
Who made this Christmas pudding?
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.
My computer made a funny sound the other
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.
Where do you find a down-and-out
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
Men are like coolers.
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P’