Monthly Archives: April 2008

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.

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Q: what’s a biologists definition of a

Q: what’s a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck

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What famous pig actor made a movie about

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.

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What stars go to jail?

What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.

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A blonde gets

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running … Continue reading

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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What’s gray and furry on

What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

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What Central American country has the

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you’d better watch out… there’s a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.

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A drunk stammers out of a bar and

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. … Continue reading

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