Monthly Archives: April 2008
Father Christmas:
Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean ‘Ghoul-di-locks’!
A Texan walks into a pub in
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can … Continue reading
What’s black and white and makes a lot
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.
After a particularly poor game of
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee … Continue reading
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
What’s the moral of the story
What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can’t keep a good man down !