Who designed Noah’s ark?
Who designed Noah’s ark? An ark-itect !
Archive for April, 2008
I use the internet
I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!
What did the pig call a manuscript?
What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.
What is the most romantic city in England?
What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
Why would someone in jail want to catch the
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered [...]
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!