Monthly Archives: March 2008

What do sick cannibals have for

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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Q: Why did the turkey cross

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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What does Paul Inces mum make for

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!

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What is a Chihuahua’s

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What is a Chihuahua’s favorite sport? Miniature golf!

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On

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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, “What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means … Continue reading →

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What do you call a scruffy,

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What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

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Whats the definition of love,

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Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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Which Elizabethan

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

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Why did the pig join the Army?

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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.

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Q: How many Mafia

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Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

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