Monthly Archives: March 2008
What did the burglar say to the
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, “Anything you can do, I … Continue reading
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
What kind of monster is safe
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
How can you tell when a skunk is
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
Where’s the safest place to
Where’s the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!