Monthly Archives: March 2008

A man asked his wife, “What would you most

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A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again.” On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme … Continue reading →

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What does a footballer and a magician have in

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow

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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a … Continue reading →

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One day God called the Pope, and he

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One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the … Continue reading →

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What do you call a stupid ant?

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What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

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Why is the space between a

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Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

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Why did the pig run away from the pig

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Q: How many circus performers does it take to

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Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three … Continue reading →

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