Monthly Archives: February 2008

What do you call a show full

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

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There were 11 people

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go … Continue reading →

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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, “You’re … Continue reading →

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Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

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There is a new Barbie

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – East German Swim Team Barbie …a Barbie head on a Ken doll’

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Which England player keeps up the fuel

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.

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Why did the blonde run out of

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together

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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, “So how high can you advance in your organization?” The Priest says “If I am lucky, I guess I could become a … Continue reading →

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What did the worm say to the other when he was

Posted on February 28, 2008 by admin

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

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