Monthly Archives: February 2008
Why do you go to bed?
Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
I used to not get on with my
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I’ve developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each … Continue reading
One day at a busy
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and … Continue reading
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.
Whats the world weakest animal ?
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
The teacher asked Simon to say his name
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. “No mis” he replied
‘You
‘You never get anything right,’ complained the teacher. ‘What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?’ ‘Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.