Andy was away from school for 2 days because
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !
Archive for February, 2008
What did Santa
What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm? ‘Come and look at the rain, dear.
How does a leopard change its spots ?
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
Q. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship?
Q. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
A long time ago, Britain and France were at
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, “Why do you English officers all wear red coats? [...]
First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time? Young player: OK, I’ll come back in a year’s time!
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.
What do you get if you cross a worm
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
Wife: “Why don’t you ever callout my name when
Wife: “Why don’t you ever callout my name when we’re making love?” ! Husband: “Because I don’t want to wake you.”