Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
Archive for January, 2008
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California’s apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, “How much are yer apples?” “All you can pick for one dollar,” said the rancher. “Okay,” said the Pennsylvanian. “I’ll take two dollars’ worth.”
Women are like guns,
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
How do you stop a monster from
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
Young Jimmy was having a snack
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ‘ Would you like another cookie ?’ she asked. ‘Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy. ‘What good manners you have,’ said his Gran. ‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. ‘I’ll say them both if [...]
At three o’clock one morning a
At three o’clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. “I’m sorry if I woke you,” said a voice at the other end of the line. “That’s all right,” said the vet, “I had to get up to [...]
I cant believe
I cant believe it, said the tourist. “I’ve been here an entire week and it’s done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?” “Well, that’s hard to say,” replied the local. “Last year, it was on a Wednesday.”
Q: How is a
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. “You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant gray thing in my yard, and it’s pulling apples off the tree with its tail!” “What’s he doing with the apples?” the sergeant asked. “If I told you,” the woman [...]