What do pygmy cannibals eat for
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
Which Elizabethan
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I’ll ketchup with it later.
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ fur me bahfore ah hafta go.” “Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?” “That you kill me first.”
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Army Retirement
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general’s body, between two points he chose. Read the rest of this entry »
You Know You’re Vietnamese If
1. You look older than you really are. Read the rest of this entry »
Yankee & Vietnamese
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, “”What kind of “”ese”" are you?
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Worthless Son In Law
“”I can’t believe my terrible fate,”" cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied “”My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn’t know how to drink or gamble.”" Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnam Vet
A man was being interviewed for a job. Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnamese Tradition
A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, “”TRADITION”". Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnamese Convertible Joke
Vietnamese Convertible Joke Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnam
This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers, in fact every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers…every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. Always 3. Read the rest of this entry »
The Moral of the Story is:
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story….
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So What Are You Smuggling?
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “”What’s in the bags?”" Read the rest of this entry »