Customer: Why don’t you have doggie
Customer: Why don’t you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
What is the difference between the Christmas
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
Collection Litter
Collection Litter by Phil D Basket
If I had but one life to give for my country,
If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer’s.
What do you call an ant in space ?
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
Army Retirement
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general’s body, between two points he chose. Read the rest of this entry »
You Know You’re Vietnamese If
1. You look older than you really are. Read the rest of this entry »
Yankee & Vietnamese
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, “”What kind of “”ese”" are you?
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Worthless Son In Law
“”I can’t believe my terrible fate,”" cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied “”My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn’t know how to drink or gamble.”" Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnam Vet
A man was being interviewed for a job. Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnamese Tradition
A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, “”TRADITION”". Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnamese Convertible Joke
Vietnamese Convertible Joke Read the rest of this entry »
Vietnam
This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers, in fact every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers…every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. Always 3. Read the rest of this entry »
The Moral of the Story is:
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story….
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So What Are You Smuggling?
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “”What’s in the bags?”" Read the rest of this entry »